Sheryl Crow, in her infinite hippie-wisdom, has decided that people should stop using so much toilet paper. A day after meeting with Big Al in Nashville, she writes: "I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting." She continues "...I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required."
Good idea, Sheryl...better yet, why don't we do away with toilets all together?! That would save on all the water people use to flush them! Holes in the ground, here we come!
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Dude, why didn't you tell me you had started a blog?!
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